Worse Wine

WORSE OF THE WORST

And the prize for worst wine of the year (change that to decade) goes to Kressmann ‘Winemaker’s Exclusive Bin’ Red and White, France (Tetra). Both wines have the dull, dirty character of something that had been left on the street for a week. And used as an ashtray. I haven’t tasted anything this bad in decades. Had to warn you.

“We have Bordeaux, Barbera, Chianti, Albarino, Gavi, Sauvignon Blanc, Non-Oaked Chardonnay, even Fino Sherry – what can I pour for you?”

“Shiraz please.”

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